Lincoln Drivers - a Haiku

"Broken" turn signal

Four extra going through red

I fear for my life

For my friend, Gina, who hates Nebraska drivers more than anyone I know.  

Tofu - A limerick

I once had some rancid tofu

That smelled like a dirty gym shoe

My mother complaint

with little constraint

"I'd rather eat bamboo with glue!"

Note:  Dedicated to Justin Gibson, who is not only an awesome person and the inspiration of this limerick, but is also someone whose blog you should totally visit.  Here, I'll give you a link: just g!bs

Keep Calm and...

I was browsing Google Images due to intense boredom during work and found these gems.

Roses are Red

Roses are red

Violets are blue

That's what I hear

but it just isn't true

Apples are red

Most tomatoes are too

Violets are violet

and blueberries are blue

Greenland's not green

and Iceland's not ice

A green thumb isn't green

but make flowers look nice

So while roses are red

and violets aren't blue

I provide you a challenge

One I'm sure you can't do

It's a simple task

I dare you to try it

but don't cry to me

if you can't rhyme with violet!