Guild Wars 2 - a Limerick

There once was a lady named Kate

Who didn't have much on her plate

"I shan't be excused

this weekend" she mused

"this beta would be more than great!"

Lamest limerick I've ever written.  Ever.  But oh well.  Continuing with gw2 beta weekend!

The Dress - a Limerick

There once was a lady of yore

Who everyone loved to adore

Said a man late one night

It would be my delight

To see that dress on my floor

The Cat - a Limerick

There once was a kitty called Rat

All covered in fuzzy and fat

Her owners surmised

What would be her demise

Were the flees in her dirty old mat