Nerdy Chat-Ups

I am currently operating on less than 2 hours of sleep in the last 24 hours, and less than 7 in the last 72 or so hours.  I inform you of this so that you don't judge this post TOO harshly.

And now, my nerdy chat-ups, which are like pick-up lines, but for people who aren't lame and trying to pick up unattainable chicks.  And just want to have fun!

• Who wants to be the George to my Fred?
• Wanna Fred and George it up in here?
• Let's make like the Doctor and wibbly-wobbly it out of here in a timey-wimey fashion.

And...my brain froze.  Rats.  

Instead, I shall leave you with David Tennant's BRILLIANT representation of Hamlet.  You're welcome.